Thursday, September 15, 2005

Thought I'd try a joke today

I thought it might be fun to throw a joke up every now and then. If you’ve got any good ones, pass them along.

I have to admit I am a bit of a gambler. I enjoy craps, poker and roulette. Thats why I thought this one might be applicable.

Rotten luck...
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, "I don't know... why don't you play your age?"
He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

bad joke..thieves broke into the maple ridge burrards trophy room last night..local police are looking for a blue and red carpet , drapes and a couple of chairs!! just a joke now